What are those “Missing” posters all over the school showing a bald Lego lady? It’s Woman, of course!

A Lego Friends figure originally from 2009, Woman is having her time to shine as an icon throughout the school. She enjoys spreading positive messages and experiences with everyone she meets.

“Woman turns up on the weekends,” said senior Lauren Underwood after a night of partying with her.

Woman is comfortable with herself and spreads messages of positive body image. She proudly bares her bald head to show girls and boys you don’t need hair to be a super cool icon.

Woman also encourages everyone she meets to persevere through hardships.

Woman herself has endured her share of hardships such as having her face smashed with a brick in a volleyball incident, losing her head multiple times (hence the “Missing” posters), being thrown around classrooms, being kidnapped and held for ransom, almost being thrown into a fire, shoved into various food items, besides other unfortunate mishaps.

Through such challenges, Woman remains her most positive self.

Although woman admits to loosing her head—emotionally and physically—many times, she always perseveres.

When Woman was at her lowest during times of abuse and freak accidents, she didn’t know if she could go on. Her limbs were falling off and her head would not stay on tight.

But when Woman met her husband, Man, she regained the energy to keep living. She knew she wouldn’t be a Lego figure alone anymore.

After celebrating a happy wedding between Man and Woman, they had Child. Together they are one big happy family. And together they are more positive than ever.

As a positive Beaver Area girl boss, Woman has been a prominent part in many students’ lives.

“Woman is the light of the party all the time no matter what. She makes any day better,” said sophomore Cailin Downer.

Woman has built up quite the fan base, even acquiring her own fan page run by an anonymous fan. The page [@woman.fanpage] was created mid-May and it declares its love for Woman.

Woman has also become a good luck charm. She has rested the pockets of several students to help them overcome stressful situations. A few even credit her for helping them pass tests or crush interviews.

“Woman saved me when I was at my lowest . . . She has taught me to grow out if my shell,” exclaimed sophomore Hanna Ours.

“Woman is the most beautiful, jaw dropping, divine woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. Every day I hope to kiss her on the mouth,” said senior Lila Collins.

While her head may sometimes go missing, one thing is certain: Beaver Area students are glad they found WOMAN.