Aries:

Someone has been hurting or letting you down lately, Aries. Your guard has been up, but this is your season to let go of your negativity and let loose! Enjoy this season, Aries; it’s going to be one of the best for you . . . provided you tie your shoes.

Taurus:

You’ve been working hard on a recent project, and it may seem like it will never end. However, Taurus, many rewards (like pickles and pizza rolls) are coming your way as long as patience is kept. Pay close attention to those little rewards this season.

Gemini:

You’ve been waiting for something special for a long time—and feeling stupid for doing so. Gemini, you may feel like you have to throw away your work and settle for something less than you believe you can achieve. But don’t. Wait for what you truly deserve and desire (yes, I’m talking about Bosco sticks).

Cancer:

You may feel like you’re stuck in a rut lately, but things will pick up towards the middle of the season. Keep in touch with your true self and remember that bad times will not last forever. Good things are coming your way, Cancer. By good things I mean taco Tuesdays.

Leo:

You may have a big plan coming up, Leo, that you’re quite excited to get through. However, you’re probably worried about another person following through with the type of backup you need (that person following you is a different worry). Find a suitable replacement and remember to relax, Leo.

Virgo:

Surround yourself with positivity, color, and puppies this season, Virgo, because things seem to be getting tough on you. Remember that giving up is never an option and that you can always find some good in the bad.

Libra:

Let loose and try to quit conforming to what you believe everyone wants you to be this season, Libra. Your friends may not know some important things (possibly about that time your mom grounded you for cow tipping) that will help you to become more open with if you allow them to listen. Open up and create peace with yourself.

Scorpio:

Your hard work always comes first, Scorpio, but creating a better personal life and person experiences could help you to truly blossom into what you want to be (an astronaut). It is to not only focus on your work but your personal life as well (#relationshipgoals).

Sagittarius:

Your straightforwardness (and careless driving) has hurt someone close to you recently, and you may see them as being in the wrong, but leaving this problem unresolved could affect the rest of your season. Do not let petty problems (and a lawsuit) come between you and your happiness.

Capricorn:

Devote more time to taking care of yourself and your personal relationships. Things will get better for you this season as long as you begin to focus (on dental hygiene) and show more care to the people in your life, Capricorn.

Aquarius:

You may be experiencing a personal relationship growing stronger and more important to you. Assure them this fall that you care more than you show and more will go in your favor than believed. Also tell them that you won’t be ignored. Ever.

Pisces:

You have reached a point in life where you have many people against you (okay, the time they poured glue on your shoes and threw feathers at you was a step too far). You aren’t used to this, Pisces, but this season you should not let anyone bring you down. Do not stoop to their level; remember who you are and what you are going for.